Girls pt 1: Advice From a Kid Who Shouldn't Be Giving It (for Girls)

     Alas, after much anticipation, the newest post has arrived. I open myself up to a lot of ridicule with this one so if you are one of the people who view this to make fun of me, i suggest you stop reading now. This is espically directed to those over 6ft and under 125 lbs.  Also, if you are trying to find an old post about rap, you will not find it, I took it down out of fear of my safety.  Today's topic is Girls.  A little bit of background knowledge, I have only gone out with one person, who, the one time I held hands with was in a game of Red Rover.  I hugged said person 3-4 in a span of about 5 months. I am not by any means an expert in this subject.  That being said, this is what I have found about girls.

 Here are few ways that you can tell if a guy is into you.
1) The classic ;) or other use of emoji while texting.
2) sharing food or use of cell phone.
 3) (in my case) Being generally awkward in any one on one confrontations.
Tips for Girls
1) I suggest making it a lot more obvious that you are into someone
**Often people are to prideful to ask your friend if you like them, and a lot of the time its hard to tell if (at least for me) a girl is into you.  
2) Don't be overly emotional over a small thing, and definitely don't complain to a guy about it.
3) Don't only joke around, then there is the possibility of the dreaded "friend Zone", also its hard to say something important because a guy might think you will take it seriously.

I would also like to cover P.D.A.. In the slim chance that I might ever get into a physical relationship, I'm sure i would like to demonstrate public affection. But until then, and I believe I speak for many, keep it to yourself. Its just gross, and the people that stand really close together off to the side against walls, WE CAN STILL SEE YOU. Get a room, no one else really cares. And to those who when they see P.D.A.ers, and you awkwardly stare at them to make the feel "awkward". You look like an idiot, and if you ask me, a bit of a petifile.  This is the kinda stuff that makes people say " Oh your such a freshman".  Its just creepy. so do the whole freshman community a favor, and stop making yourself look like a "freshman"