Take a Hint

     People really need to learn when they are not wanted.  And if they're too dumb to figure that out, they need to learn how to take a hint.  If you have to track down people for an invite, YOU ARE NOT INVITED. I'm not saying i'm exempt, I've done it before. As many of my closer friends know, one of my biggest fears is exclusion, and being at a place I'm uninvited to.  So the few times that i'll fight to be included is a rarity at best.  Bottom line, don't force people to exclude or rather include you. It's an awkward situation for everyone, and yes.... they are talking about you behind your back. I would like to clarify that this post is not directed at any reader in particular.  However, if you have the slightest feeling that it applies to you. STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. in your defense, if you are one of the people, you obviously can't take a hint.  So let me make it more clear if there is any confusion.
** Not directed at any readers in particular**

Uninvited: Hey
Uninvited: Hey
Uninvited: Hey
-Or-
Uninvited: Hey
Host: Hey Whats up
Uninvited: So i here you are having a party on Friday.
Host: (no response).

If any recent Facebook chats seem similar to the above. You could probably use this advice. Figure it out people, they probably didn't "just forget about you", and it defeinately didn't "get lost in the mail". They remembered you, and they remembered to leave you out. I know this may seem harsh, but people just don't understand you were left out for a reason, YOU ARE NOT WANTED THERE. so do everybody a favor, and do something about it. But please make sure its not trying to get an invitation. So thats tonight's rant, happy holidays and have a merry Christmas (sorry Jewish readers idk how to spell your Christmas).
***** If anyone has an extra invite to Deans next party, i could really use it. just kidding, but not really. Part 2 of "Girls: Advice From a Guy Who Shouldn't Be Giving It" is on the way. consider it my Christmas present you. Also, once i reach 1,000 views, ill be giving away over 1,0.00 dollars in prizes Whoooooooo. Get excited. Follow me on twitter @mkoelzer and if your in the mood for great music http://www.youtube.com/user/ShwayzeVEVO?feature=watch#p/u/0/bgra1M1F90g

STAY FAITHFUL AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS. consider it your early X-mas present to me. If you have any ideas for future blogs, hmu.  Also, don't ask for "shout outs" if i feel your worthy, they maybe. Until they don't ask. <Take a hint.  Also i need a guest blogger for a blog i'm working on preferably someone of the opposite sex.